The Car Wars: Ford Versus Apple

Posted on Nov 14, 2018 in Safety | 1 comment

The Siri button: Coming soon to a vehicle near you While the iCar once envisioned by Steve Jobs will probably never materialize, that doesn’t mean the Apple experience will never infiltrate our cars. Apple CEO Tim Cook has announced that the Siri personal assistant will not only reside in our iPhones, she will soon take up residence in our cars. According to...

88 Percent of Cars Have a Hidden History—Does Yours?

Posted on Oct 6, 2018 in Safety | 2 comments

Could you spot the $15,000 in damages? If you knew the car you were about to buy was once melted by fire, would you still buy it? I’m guessing the answer to that question is a resounding “No.” However, someone out there owns a 2004 Honda Pilot that had the driver’s side melted away by a raging fire that burned a mere feet from the then-brand-new SUV. The...

The 7 Most Dangerous Vehicles on the Road

Posted on Sep 24, 2018 in Safety | 3 comments

Mention the most dangerous vehicles on the road today, and the Ram 1500 pickup truck isn’t likely to make many people’s list. Dangerous to others, perhaps, but certainly not the most dangerous vehicle to ride in. The smart fortwo? That would make sense. But, once again, we have proof that we live in a world that doesn’t make much sense. Because, according to...

Feel Free to Flash Your Lights, It’s Legal! (At Least in One State)

Posted on Aug 27, 2018 in Safety | 3 comments

Flash ’em if you’ve got ’em We’ve touched on this topic before, but it’s time to revisit it: Should flashing headlights to warn motorists of a speed trap be illegal? A Florida man has won his First Amendment case against the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office, which ticketed him for flashing his lights to warn other drivers of a speed trap. The...

Quality? Don’t Care. Performance? No. Safety? Pass. Fuel Economy? Yes Please!

Posted on Jul 22, 2018 in Safety | 1 comment

Fuel economy, at least temporarily, has become the single most important factor to new-car buyers. I say “temporarily” because we all know it won’t last. Americans have a tendency to overreact to things. Remember in 2008, when gas prices jumped and folks traded in their SUVs en masse for more fuel efficient rides? Remember, later that year, when prices dipped...

Audi and VW Push Web-Enabled Cars

Posted on Jun 21, 2018 in Safety | 2 comments

Wisconsin introduced seat belt legislation in 1961. Not until 1984 did the U.S. mandate seat belt use. The same protracted battle is taking place with infotech in cars, and by most accounts, the safety guys are losing. Audi has proudly announced it was the first luxury brand to offer Wi-Fi and Google Earth access in its cars. Nissan, GM and Ford have followed...

Automotive Madness: Three Stories

Posted on May 19, 2018 in Safety | 1 comment

1. You may already have heard that a few dealers are upcharging for the upcoming Subaru BRZ (above)—to the tune of $5,000 over MSRP. Some have called this price gouging, which, of course, it is. Anyone paying this price is a turkey. One imbecile argues that this is owing to the immutable law of supply and demand. Since the BRZ is in high demand and deliveries...

Obese Cars… and Obese Drivers

Posted on Apr 15, 2018 in Safety | 2 comments

The subject of obesity is often a very sensitive one. I have a close relative who is enormous and who gets very upset if you mention diets, exercise or heart conditions. Imagine how fat car owners feel. If they think about it, they might realize that cars have gotten very much bigger and heavier over the years, in part to accommodate them. One study now reveals...

Tax Day Blamed for Driver Deaths

Posted on Mar 12, 2018 in Safety | 2 comments

Do taxes early, stay alive! We all know the bit about the certainty of death and taxes. While cliche, it’s absolutely true that both are darn near impossible to avoid. We should, however, be able to avoid death and taxes happening on the same day. At least death by car accident. A new study, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association and...

Absurd Texting-While-Driving Stories

Posted on Feb 19, 2018 in Safety | 1 comment

Here she is, folks, the texter of the week, maybe of the year. Her name is Shawndeeia Bowen, and she got pulled over on an L.A. freeway after texting with a baby on her lap while driving. Two small kids were in the back, unsecured and without seatbelts. Over the past three years, Ms. Bowen has had two accidents and numerous citations, including not using child...

It’s Finally Happened: In-Car Coffee Brewing

Posted on Jan 6, 2018 in Safety | 3 comments

Yes, it’s real… So it has come to this. Our cars serve many purposes in our lives. In addition to the intended purpose of transportation, our cars often serve as makeshift restaurants, makeup studios, kitchens, offices, music players, romantic bedrooms and traveling movie theaters. If there’s a human function in life, somebody somewhere has figured...

Using Smartphones in Cars

Posted on Dec 11, 2017 in Safety | 4 comments

The NHTSA is currently trying to figure out how or whether to ban handheld devices like smartphones from use in cars. And the automakers are supporting such a ban or at least some restrictions. But they are also very concerned that such a ban might force them to redesign their built-in systems. What a shame that would be. No one should be surprised that a...